Lana Vawser & Charisma Magazine’s “Whole New World” of stupidity

Lana Vawser is part of the notorious Elijah List and the Australian Prophetic Network.

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For some reason, she thinks God spoke to her through the Disney song from Aladdin, “A Whole New World.” This is pure straight jacket material.

What makes this straight jacket material worse is that it was recignised and endorsed by Charisma Magazine.

Lana Vawser writes on FaceBook:

A whole new world” prophetic word the Lord gave me was posted in Charisma Magazine. I HAD to share this screenshot because I LOVED the caption they used. “Aladdin may be a fairytale but Jesus CAN and WILL open up a whole new world for you” 💖

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Source: Lana Vawser, FaceBook, https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1670876756458923&set=a.1381015302111738.1073741829.100006098435565&type=3, Published 08:45, 13/10/2015. (Accessed 13/10/2015.)

Yes – someone actually wrote this. Yes. Charisma Magazine actually published this. This is NOT satire or parody. This is a tragedy because people BELIEVE IT.

Lana Vawser writes,

Wait for It: A Whole New World Is About to Open Up for You

Aladdin may be a fairy tale, but Jesus can and will open up a whole new world for you. (Facebook )

Recently the song “A Whole New World” from the children’s movie Aladdin played over and over in my head all morning long. I went and looked up the lyrics and felt the Lord saying that this is a word for many who are leaning in and waiting for new doors to open.

A whole new world

A new, fantastic point of view

No one to tell us no or where to go

Or say we’re only dreaming

A whole new world

A dazzling place I never knew

But when I’m way up here, it’s crystal clear

That now I’m in a whole new world with you

(Now I’m in a whole new world with you)

Unbelievable sights

Indescribable feelings

Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling

Through an endless diamond sky

A whole new world

Don’t you dare close your eyes

A hundred thousand things to see

Hold your breath, it gets better

I’m like a shooting star

I’ve come so far

I can’t go back

To where I used to be

A whole new world

Every turn a surprise

With new horizons to pursue

Every moment red letter

I’ll chase them anywhere

There’s time to spare

Let me share this whole new world with you

I felt the Lord saying that many who are waiting and contending for open doors are now meeting and about to meet doors of destiny that are going to open a whole new world up before them. Everything is going to look different but in the most glorious way.

The Lord is taking His people up higher, and these new doors that are being opened and entered through are completely new, so they will require a new level of heavenly insight. A new level of clarity and insight will be released over His people as they step up to the doors and through them. These doors are releasing the people of God into greater manifestations of their dreams, into a place of such deep contentment and joy that they will feel like they are “living the dream.”

All the opposition, all the confusion, all the haze is going to fade away as the people of God move through these doors. As they “come up higher” with the Lord to a place of crystal-clear insight and clarity (Jer. 33:3). Things of this season and the tremendous opposition will suddenly make sense. It’s a new level of freedom; it’s a new level of soaring. The Lord is taking His people on new adventures, and these adventures will be so exciting. The Lord is going to share His heart and treasures, and there will be such much more to see in this release than the people of God have ever seen. The expectation and excitement in the spirit is going to a whole new level.

Walking through these new doors of destiny, the Lord is going to show you how far He has brought you. You may have been stretched almost to the point of feeling like you were going to die, but you are going to accelerate once you step through these doors in a way you haven’t experienced before. Where you have been pressed, you are coming forth as a beautiful diamond shining His glory in many different facets. In these new “destiny doors,” you are moving into a deeper place of seeing He is the greatest diamond of all—the greatest treasure. You will begin to see new facets of His glory, His nature and promises in these encounters with Him in these new realms. His Word is going to come alive to you like never before in this season. Oceans of encounters await in the red letters of Jesus’ words. Huge levels of revelation and an aligning of focus back to Jesus away from distraction and false beliefs is happening in deeper ways in this season. An aligning back to and deeper into focus on Jesus and His Word is happening right now that is breaking off holds of the enemy, containment, limitations, distractions, doubt and fear.

As these destiny doors are set and open before you, a greater yes will be required from you to the Lord, a new level of surrender and trust that hasn’t been explored before, but a heavenly resolve and conviction is coming upon the people of God to move forward in the pursuit of seeing heaven come to earth and a determination that, despite the cost and despite the sacrifice, “I cannot go back.” Onward and upward from here!

As these destiny doors open, I saw many people looking at them in awe, but fear was trying to keep them from moving forward because the doors are bigger than they realized and require a greater sacrifice. Do not let fear steal the door that’s before you. You are moving into a whole new world in Him! He is going to speak to you in greater, more creative ways, He is going to make His confirmations loud, and you will be comforted by His presence is with you in the “new.” His voice of love and the revelation of His perfect love are going to wash away the fear as you take this new ride with Him.

There is a new horizon before you, people of God! Keep standing in Him; keep close to Him, with your ear to His chest. A whole new world is going to open up for you through these doors of destiny, and it’s only going to get better from here.

There are many wide-eyed gasps of awe coming over the people of God as they watch Him far exceed their dreams and expectations (Eph. 3:20).

There are many glorious surprises along the way!

Get ready to see Him like you have never seen Him before. Fun adventures and joy are before the people of God, a whole new level of dreaming with and in Him. In seeing Him, all else around is going to become crystal clear. We are stepping deeper into the revelation of being “seated in heavenly places with Him” (Eph. 2:6). It’s your time to shine!

“A new fantastic point of view” is upon you!

“A new horizon to pursue … I’m like a shooting star, I’ve come so far, I can’t go back to where I used to be.” 

Lana Vawser has a heart to encourage the body of Christ and individuals in their walks with Jesus, to have deeper intimacy with Him and to learn to hear His voice. She operates in the prophetic and loves to share the heart of God with others. Lana has written her first book, titled Desperately Deep—Developing Deep Devotion and Dialogue with Jesus, and loves to see others grow in all that God has for them.

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 Source: Lana Vawser, Charisma Magazine, http://www.charismamag.com/spirit/prayer/24578-wait-for-it-a-whole-new-world-is-about-to-open-up-for-you, Published 12/10/2015. (Accessed 12/10/2015.)

21 comments

  1. Reblogged this on Shepherd/Guardian and commented:
    This is where “the slippery slopes” of heresy lead.
    Be warned!
    S/G

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  2. Truth2Freedom

    Reblogged this on Truth2Freedom's Blog.

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  3. “Aladdin” and his lady friend look more like Kong He and Sun Ho, don’t they? False prophets – they all look the same to me….

    Lana Vawser looks like she’s had a bit of fruitcake for dinner, and judging by her writings, she might as well be one too! 🙂

    Another candidate for “The Goat’s Pen”…

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  4. Annette

    Isn’t Disney part of the illuminati?

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  5. Annette

    Sorry, I didn’t realise it was a conspiracy theory.

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  6. Hi folks – Lana Vawser gave a prophecy over Paris late last night – isn’t that a dumb thing to do? I believe so:

    https://thorsanvil.wordpress.com/2015/10/20/goats-comments-corralled-inside-the-pen/

    She put it out over the APC FB page, but I found a workaround so I could view it and copy it.

    Feel free to copy it over to your blog CW, if you can’t see it at the APC FB… 🙂

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    • bones

      “Lana Vawser gave a prophecy over Paris late last night – isn’t that a dumb thing to do? I believe so”

      The arrogance of that lady is astounding. These nar people are nothing less than attention whores.

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  7. Yes, and in addition to that grand faux pas, she’s also defending the ’empty wells’, as well! See my blog:

    https://thorsanvil.wordpress.com/

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  8. bones

    All of these nar false ‘prophecies’ are always generalized mystic stupidity.

    Whereas true O.T. prophets named specific events, well before they happened, with pinpoint accuracy. Examples:

    micah 5:2 But thou, Bethlehem Ephratah, though thou be little among the thousands of Judah, yet out of thee shall he come forth unto me that is to be ruler in Israel; whose goings forth have been from of old, from everlasting.

    isaiah 7:14 Therefore the Lord himself will give you[a] a sign: The virgin[b] will conceive and give birth to a son, and[c] will call him Immanuel.

    zechariah 11:12-13 I told them, “If you think it best, give me my pay; but if not, keep it.” So they paid me thirty pieces of silver. And the Lord said to me, “Throw it to the potter”—the handsome price at which they valued me! So I took the thirty pieces of silver and threw them to the potter at the house of the Lord.

    Nar people don’t do that, they just make up stupid garbage.

    And they all go along with each other’s stupid stuff, like Lana Vawser playing the stupid 7 mountain game:
    http://www.elijahlist.com/words/display_word.html?ID=13407

    To further destroy nar credibility they make up garbage that is proven outright wrong, as that farcical anointing of Todd Bentley, which was a complete failure and outright lie.

    >>>> How do these near false prophets get away with these false prophecies year after year? Read and heed all you false prophets….

    hebrews 12:6 For the Lord disciplines the one He loves, and He chastises everyone He receives as a son.

    hebrews 12:8 If you are not disciplined–and everyone undergoes discipline–then you are not legitimate, not true sons and daughters at all.

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    • Spot on Bones. I also noticed two things yesterday, Churchwatcher.

      One is the fact that both Amanda Wells AND Lana Vawser were removed from the APC’s advertising banner on the GCC’s website just before the ‘summit’, so it appears that there may have been a strategy already in play to lessen any impact of Wells’ verbal and written sins/crimes. One would be the ‘accused’, and the other one would play the role of being her ‘public defender’, and also distance themselves from pastor Kaitlin and the rest of the “prophets” whose images remained on the banner advertising.

      Two – also notice that Vawser’s defence of Wells appears to downplay the ‘prophecies’ as the GIFT of prophecy, a la 1 Corinthians 14:3 and does not take into account that Wells has claimed the role of a biblical prophet for many years:

      “But he that prophesieth speaketh unto men to edification, and exhortation, and comfort…”

      Essentially, this is ‘part 2’ of her ‘defence’ – stating that she has a ‘gift’ rather than an ‘office’, thus trying to minimise the damage.Part 1 was the vain attempt to say that ‘if it looks and sounds the same, it’s because it comes from the same spirit’ (not because of any plagiarism). I call this “the Hagin defence” – a bit like the Nurembourg defence… totally undefendable…

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  9. bones

    More pontificating garbage for the gullible lol.

    “Arise, brisbane, arise!”

    One must ask how can born again believers continuously fall for this kind of crap.

    Appears that Amos 8:11 has already occurred within this nar movement:

    amos 8:11 “Behold, days are coming,” declares the Lord GOD, “When I will send a famine on the land, Not a famine for bread or a thirst for water, But rather for hearing the words of the LORD.”

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  10. bones

    Hey, where is Amanda’s husband isnt it Roger wells?

    Is this another case like Beth Moores: Wheres the missing husband?

    How come Roger-I’m-Supposed-To-Be-Her-Cover isnt on here speaking too?

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  11. @Bones:

    ““When I will send a famine on the land, Not a famine for bread or a thirst for water, But rather for hearing the words of the LORD.”

    This very verse was preached often in Brisbane during the early 1990’s – by LRM proponents! Yes, they were preaching that the staid old denominational churches would become bone dry and devoid of any preaching or teaching worth having. I know, because I sat in their meetings for more than a year, listening to that theme.

    Little did they now that their own NAR descendants would be the very ones to fulfill that outworking, to be the very ones who are devoid of any credible teaching, manifold false prophecies and a whole bunch of antics that would cause the most radical LRM ‘River people’ to cringe and reel in shame…

    A lot of those LRM people are dead and gone, never having realised their dream of Dominionist and Reconatructionist theology coming to pass. Of the few that are left, most are disillusioned with the virtual non event that Latter Rain teaching on end times has become.

    Apart from remnants of the CoC and cults like the Brisbane Chrictian Fellowship (with branches in Sydney and Melbourne to boot) they exist only in small pockets nowadays, still hanging on to false prophecies, and false teachings re Manifest Sons of God type doctrines. They are all still human (and not divine) and 30 years later, we are all still here…

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  12. bones

    What a money-making racket. No wonder they have to keep pumping out prophecies….

    At $1702 for a balcony room, lets make sure all those prophecies sound nice and sweet to investors ears!

    http://heavenlycruises.com/

    http://heavenlycruises.com/upcoming-cruises/majestic-realms-of-glory-2017-cruise-gary-beaton-lana-vawser-carolyn-billing.html

    Lana’s paired up with ‘apostle’ gary beaton who also has dreams etc as he explains in his video:

    http://transformationglory.com/about/

    To: ‘Apostolic Alignment tribe members’
    Video comparing himself to isaiah, then elisha, then photos of Fire angels…. WHAT???

    http://transformationglory.com/the-fire-angels/

    Another Freak show. WATCH THIS bizarre clock video.: The Bob Jones Supernatural Clock Acceleration

    http://transformationglory.com/the-bob-jones-supernatural-clock-acceleration/

    The farther you get into nar, the more it gets weirder and weirder, What a deception!

    matthew 24:24 For false Christs and false prophets will arise and will show great signs and wonders, so as to mislead, if possible, even the elect.

    I’d avoid any cruises where clocks might start running out of control like in a horror movie.

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  13. Hi Bones – I’d forgotten all about these ‘holy’ cruises. First mooted by pastor Kaitlin during mid 2012, I remember overhearing a conversation between her and two of her admin staff, as these ‘cruises’ were just an idea back then.

    One of the admin ladies pointed out that “price could be a consideration for some families”, but Kate’s response was basically “well if they can’t afford it, then maybe they shouldn’t be there…” and that was that!

    No pensioner discounts (so the older folks might die before they ‘heard from God’) and no discounts for students or low income earners either.

    I believe that these ‘cruises’ may not not have been money scams at the time (see link below for pricing) but they did provide a golden opportunity for the “prophets” to get underneath the participant’s defence mechanisms, and see if they were vulnerable ‘sheep’ ready for thr shearing, once back on dry land…

    People tend to relax and let their guard down while holidaying, and this would have been the main purpose of these holy cruises.

    So if they were rich, stupid and vunerable, they would be ‘ego massaged’ by the prophets, (with lots of good words and fair speeches – Romans 16:17 and 18) while on the boat, believing themselves to be “special in the eyes of God and of course, pastor Kaitlin”, so they would be easy pickings at some date soon after their return from the ‘cruise’…

    Beware of false prophets, they come to you on ocean going cruises…

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  14. bones

    Hi Apollo, i wonder how much of a ‘love offering’ they squeeze out of each ‘heavenly cruise’ (in addition to that cruise price)…. Offerings could be significant, and maybe these ‘holy word givers’ each has their own idea of an expected or even guaranteed generous stipend….

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  15. Maybe there’s a function centre onboard the ship you can hire for mini conferences and the like? If so, that would create a perfect opportunity for those poor hapless sheep to be shorn while at sea…

    Wolves usually isolate the sheep so they can devour them, so what better disarming ‘backdrop’ to use, than the peaceful Islands of the South Pacific for such a strategy to take full effect? Ten days away from home at a nearly $2,000 price tag, plus some onshore adventures to build up the cameradery… purrrfect!

    “Does your spiritual life need an upgrade? Well Lana V can fix that for you…”

    https://lanavawser.com/2015/11/a-shift-is-happening-into-greater-divine-upgrades/

    These people just don’t know when to give up…

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