Move over sneaky squid! There’s a new archaic aquatic antagonist in town and it’s possessing and demonising NARismatics like never before. Thankfully, NARpostle Jennifer LeClaire has received divinely inspired new revelation from God to set people free.
Has LeClaire’s ‘NARismania’ become the equivalent to the ‘blonde joke’? Many are familiar with these blonde jokes, based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman.
How did the blonde kill a bird? She threw it off a cliff.
How did the blonde kill a fish? She drowned it.
In the New Apostolic Reformation (NAR) cult, Jennifer LeClaire takes anti-intellectualism to a whole new level with LeClaire’s upcoming release of a new book titled ‘The Spiritual Warrior’s Guide to Defeating Water Spirits: Overcoming Demons that Twist, Suffocate, and Attack God’s Purposes for Your Life‘. After the public outcry she received for her claim of divine revelation about dealing with ‘sneaky squids’ in her Charisma article “When the Sneaky Squid Spirit Starts Stalking You”, LeClaire has strangely avoided mentioning this notorious spiritual squid.
This is part of the book description on Amazon.Com, (emphasis ours):
“From Python, to Leviathan, to Triton to Rahab and beyond, spiritual warriors are feeling the effects of water spirits but often don’t know how to combat these evil forces.”
Whether or not she is indicating she will write about her ‘sneaky squid’ under the category of ‘beyond’ is yet to be seen. In this latest book Jennifer LeClaire references Triton (a son of Poseidon described as a demigod of the sea with the lower part of his body like that of a fish) – a marine spirit that apparently needs to be drowned! This is an image LeClaire is using for an upcoming intensive on ‘Drowning Marine Spirits’:
You can see the image advertised here on schoolofthespirit.tv [archived] and advertised here as a FaceBook event [archived]. So how much is it going to cost you to ‘drown the merman’ in your life? If you’re demon-bound, NARpostle LeClaire has put a price of $69 so you can be set free and delivered [archived]. So much for salvation being free.
The blurbs advertising the event include the extract from the back cover of her upcoming book. This time she doesn’t say ‘Triton’:
Everyday people are feeling the effects of unseen evil forces, and yet, they don’t know what’s attacking them, let alone how to have victory.
While many spiritual warriors are familiar with principalities and powers like Jezebel and witchcraft, few have heard of marine demons. Also called “water spirits,” these powers wreak havoc in places near bodies of water. From Python, to Leviathan, to Merman to Rahab and beyond, spiritual warriors are feeling the effects of water spirits but often don’t know how to combat these evil forces.
Bestselling author, Jennifer LeClaire equips you to prophetically recognize these spirits and engage in victorious warfare against them in this spiritual warfare intensive.
Discern the presence of these water spirits and become equipped with spiritual warfare strategies to defeat them!
All students will receive a discount code for the new book: The Spiritual Warrior’s Guide to Defeating Water Spirits.
THIS IS FOR LIVE ATTENDANCE ONLY. IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THIS ONLINE, YOU MUST REGISTER HERE:
Source: Jennifer LeClaire, Drowning Marine Demons: A Spiritual Warfare Intensive with Jennifer…, Facebook, https://www.facebook.com/events/956635827840725/, Accessed June 08, 2018.
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